{"product_id":"dont-text-your-ex-dad-cap-funny-minimalist-embroidered-baseball-hat","title":"Don't Text Your Ex Dad Cap — Funny Minimalist Embroidered Baseball Hat","description":"Soft, low-profile cap embroidered with a cheeky, minimalist message — a calm reminder you can wear. The lightweight cotton body and pre-curved Permacurv® visor give it a lived-in look from day one. Subtle details like the matching underbill, antique-brass hideaway strap, and sewn-in label keep the design clean and slightly vintage. Wear it on slow coffee mornings, walks through the neighborhood, or when you need a little public nudge to stay in your lane. The understated black embroidery contrasts on crisp white for an easy, everyday statement that feels personal rather than loud.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable low-profile, unstructured 6-panel fit for everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-curved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row topstitching\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% cotton (green camo variant blended) construction\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label and brand sticker on the visor for authentic, vintage-inspired detail\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":43219585335361,"sku":"15124383476037063307","price":33.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1433\/0177\/files\/2361075839535237148_2048.jpg?v=1767023630","url":"https:\/\/empire-logic.com\/products\/dont-text-your-ex-dad-cap-funny-minimalist-embroidered-baseball-hat","provider":"Empire Logic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}